Category: Reviews
Theatres Des Vampires – Pleasure And Pain Review
Originally written by Jeremy Garner Pleasure and Pain is the follow-up to the 2004 release Nightbreed of Macabria. I never got a chance to hear that album, but to be honest, I’m glad I didn’t. However, …
Line of Fire – Line of Fire Review
You, dear reader, owe me. I took this bullet for you. I jumped on this grenade. Crucified myself on this Golgothan cross of shitty, fuckshittyfuckfuck “music”. Listening to this was like being whipped to bleeding …
Primal Fear – Seven Seals Review
I toyed with several different introductions for this review, all based around the idea that Primal Fear’s past albums have been weak and largely forgettable, until I realized something: I haven’t listened to a Primal …
Destruction – Inventor Of Evil Review
Originally written by Chris Chellis. Legends die hard. Or so they say. These German thrashers die pretty damn slowly. Twelve songs and one Guerrero tortilla chips bag later and I am left with a belly …
Sargeist – Disciple Of The Heinous Path Review
Originally written by Jason Jordan. Man, except for a couple passages, Sargeist do nothing for me. But I’ll go ahead and tell you about them, because otherwise it’d be a short review. This Finnish unit has been …
Månegarm – Vredens Tid Review
Originally written by Patrick Dawson No matter how deep I try to burry my Scandinavian heritage there are a few things that always excite me: Open-faced sandwiches, Fish Cakes, and Trolls. Oh look, it’s an …
Earthride – Vampire Circus Review
Originally written by Chris Chellis. From Internal Void to Spirit Caravan and The Obsessed, Maryland is a breeding ground for quality doom metal. The same could be said about Southern Lord Records, home for many a lost soul in search …
Svartsyn – Bloodline (Reissue) Review
Originally written by Jason Jordan. This has been a decent month for me so far, as I’ve had the pleasure of reviewing Black Crucifixion’s The Fallen One of Flames and now Svartsyn’s Bloodline. These furious Swedes entered the scene in …