All posts by Chris Sessions

I write for Last Rites, but in my mind it is spelled Lassed Writes because I am a dreamer.

Elysium – Godfather Review

Melodic death metal is a dish best served cold, because it hasn’t been hot for five years. (rimshot) Seriously, if you have Carnal Forge, Dew Scented, Arch Enemy, and any of the millions of almost

UFO – The Monkey Puzzle Review

Can I take you back again? Fucking yes I can. Stop reading if you don’t want to come with me. I was a hero air guitarist. I got it listening to The Who and Beatles, and

Tristwood – The Delphic Doctrine Review

I very, very much dug the early nineties. I loved the old death metal scene, I loved the original grunge sound, and I loved the Nine Inch Nails/Ministry industrial metal movement. I especially dug NiN

Rest In Pain – Leprosy Of Subconscious Review

So, do you like death metal? Further, do you like the jazz tinged technical style of death metal inspired by Atheist et al? Do you like your death metal on the groovier and slower side?

Paul Dianno – The Living Dead Review

When I rolled this set on my magic DnD 20 sided review die of regret and despair I was terrified. I am one of the few who thought Paul DiAnno was a far better vocalist

Saxon – The Eagle Has Landed Vol. 3 Review

What can you say about a band like Saxon, critically? Especially in reference to a live album? What are the odds a band that has been in business for nearly three decades is going to fuck

Sinister – Afterburner Review

Hard to fault a band for playing straight forward death metal, especially with all the pretentious bullshit dripping from the walls of metal these days. And harder still to find fault with a band that

Atakhama – Existence Indifferent Review

The separator is so obvious, so blatant I honestly – HONESTLY – do not understand how everyone doesn’t see it and agree. It’s like sex. How can one not enjoy great sex? It goes against