All posts by Old Guard

The retired elite of LastRites/MetalReview.

Audiopain – The Switch To Turn Off Mankind Review

originally written by Chris McDonald WARNING: The goal of Audiopain’s music is to messily and painfully shred the facial features off of unprepared listeners with sonic tidal waves of thrash brutality and complete, unadulterated metalness. If

Circle – Katapult Review

Originally written by Ian Chainey “Metal is paint on a palette?” you’ll say. “This guy, this guy and his shitty angles!” Indeed, I’ve reached with angles before, but hear me out on this one. My

Prong – Power Of The Damager Review

Originally written by Dan Staige. Recently, I had the chance to interview myself about my feelings on the new Prong album, Power of the Damager. What transpired is as follows: DS- Do you have a history with Prong or is

Primordial – To The Nameless Dead

Originally written by Jordan Campbell “Where is the fighting man…?” In recent years, the popularity of bands branding themselves ‘folk metal’ has grown exponentially. Many (if not all) of this genre’s practitioners are of the

Bestial Mockery – Slaying The Life Review

originally written by Chris McDonald Fans of Sabbat and other thrash/black hybrids, take notice–Slaying The Lifeis a seriously destructive album. Bestial Mockery (who are now, unfortunately, split-up) take old-school thrash riffage and channel it through the blasphemous energy and

Glorior Belli – Manifesting The Raging Beast Review

Originally written by Keith Fox. French and great are becoming synonyms when it comes to talking about black metal. Recent years have shown the French scene more than fit to put out an interesting and

Bring Me The Horizon – Count Your Blessings Review

Originally written by Michael Roberts. I have to admit that I when I first laid eyes on Bring Me The Horizon, I feared the worst. The fashion, the haircuts and the song titles almost had me

The Project Hate MCMXCIX – In Hora Mortis Nostrae Review

Originally written by Erik Thomas. Synopsis: Why can’t the ubiquitous Lord K (God Among Insects) and Jorgen Sandstrom (ex-Grave/Entombed, Death Breath) and their cohorts get a steady, consistent, multi album, respectable record/distribution deal? Massacre/Pavement Records, then Threeman, then Candlelight and now