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Last Rites Co-Owner; Senior Editor; That was my skull!

Astronoid – Air Review

Most would agree that it’s wildly unrealistic to expect everyone to love or even like the achievements people spend time and great effort to create. Polarization is healthy when it comes to art, though, and

We Have the Power! – The Year in Power Metal, Pt. 2

A long time ago, a friend and I were sitting in a bar having a 5,397 hour discussion about the many merits of heavy metal when he asked “What the Hell is it about power

We Have the Power! – The Year in Power Metal, Pt. 1

Escapism: One of the principle elements of power metal that has kept me in its corner lo these many years. More so than any other off-shoot, power metal demands a predilection for escapism from its

Serpents Of Dawn – Beloved Unknown Review

There was a time when strutting doom of this persuasion played a much bigger role in my life. Hell, there was a time when strutting doom of this persuasion played a bigger role in a

Candlemass – Death Thy Lover Review

Let’s start things off with song number two, “Sleeping Giant.” It’s got a fairly strong swagger at its heart, but…are you sure that giant’s sleeping? Perhaps I already hit my quota regarding this theme with

Wobbly Metal Comics – Heavy Metal: The Internet: The End of the World

NOTE: Any resemblance to actual bands, living or dead, or actual events is stupidly coincidental. Wobbly Metal Comics  supports the endeavors of the ex-members of Snowfort unconditionally. @Wobbly_Metal Wobbly Back Issues

Grand Magus – Sword Songs Review

We are often the hardest on the ones we love, and make no mistake, I love me some Grand Magus. I have a long-standing appreciation for metal that’s to the point, infectious and galloping, and

Alaric – End Of Mirrors Review

Unless you’ve been living under a very modern bridge that’s not at all gothic lately, you’ve noticed an intense resurgence in the post-punk, goth-rock, deathrock camp over the last five years or so. If you’re