All posts by Blizzard of Jozzsh

Taller than Glenn Danzig, but shorter than a funeral doom LP. Lover of riffs and cheesy horror films. Hot wing connoisseur. Follow on X if you want: @blzzrdofjozzsh

Lamp Of Murmuur – The Dreaming Prince In Ecstasy Review

Lamp of Murmuur remains, in many ways, a mystery.  A songwriter simply dubbing the name “M.” writes and records everything. To this day, even in the Metal Archives, a single letter sits beneath the “Members”

Blindfolded And Led To The Woods – The Hardest Thing About Being God Is That No One Believes Me Review

By way of Christchurch, progressive/technical death metal titans Blindfolded and Led to the Woods are creating some intriguing tunes. In fact, fellow Last Rites contributor Seth Buttnam compared their sound to that of their New

Graveripper – From Welkin To Tundra Review

[Cover art by Adam Burke] Indianapolis’ appropriately named Graveripper is a combination of two of my favorite things: extreme metal and Hoosier hostility. Now, the black thrash ‘n’ roll outfit has been heavily covered here

Krigsgrav – Stormcaller Review

In 2023, Texas metal quartet Krigsgrav released an album that resonated with me more than any that year, clinching the top spot on my AOTY list. A beautifully sinister cacophony of melodic black and doom

Feind – 9mm Neuroleptika Review

I bet you were expecting Albert Pecans or Old Man Socks, or whatever those idiots’ names are, but they’re not the only ones who listen to grind around here. Ten tracks in less than seven

Plasmodulated – An Ocean Ov Putrid, Stinky, Vile, Disgusting Hell Review

An Ocean ov Putrid, Stinky, Vile, Disgusting Hell: the title of Plasmodulated’s debut full-length AND, if you can believe it, Old Man Hotz’ exact nickname in college. While fitting descriptors for each, it’s also what

Drawn And Quartered – Lord Of Two Horns Review

I should have reviewed this thing a few weeks ago, but better late than never.  I’m not perfect.  Stop judging me.  Wait, were you foaming at the mouth for another Blizzard of Jozzsh review? That’s

Fer De Lance – Fires On The Mountainside Review

The Second City: home to the sad, sad American football franchise, the Chicago Bears.  The funny thing about Bears fans is that they’re always living in 1985–the year and season coinciding with their legendary defense