All posts by Old Guard

The retired elite of LastRites/MetalReview.

Yakuza – Transmutations Review

originally written by Jim Brandon Yakuza’s 2006 album, Samsara, was their best release yet, and brushed closely with greatness, but didn’t quite have the legs to stand above other awesome albums by the time the

Scythian – Suffering To The Conquered Review

Originally written by Erik Thomas. Synopsis: There’s a lot of reason for me to feign liking this five song demo: former Metal Review scribe Alex De Moller is on guitars (who also does session guitars for Mithras),

Impetigo – Horror Of The Zombies (Reissue) Review

Originally written by Ian Chainey Stick with me on this one. So, I had this dream. In this dream, I’m driving around with my lone metal friend (Reality: I don’t have friends) and we’re listening

As I Lay Dying – An Ocean Between Us Review

Originally written by Erik Thomas. Synopsis: After the slight letdown of Shadows Are Security, God’s warriors of commercial metal return with an improved and enjoyable but formulaic metalcore record for the masses. Review: To me, a band

Malevolent Creation – Doomsday X Review

Originally written by Dan Staige. Cheat sheet for mid-term exam “Malevolent Creation – Doomsday X”  Class: Modern Metal Professor: Bob Smith Malevolent Creation: “Doomsday X” Mid term exam Multiple choice/ fill in blank/ true or false 1. Of

As Light Dies – A Step Through The Reflection Review

Originally written by Jeremy Garner This album review has been rather painful for me. Not because I’d rather be throwing back a couple of beers, but more or less because we have a thirteen song

Whitechapel – The Somatic Defilement Review

Originally written by Erik Thomas. Synopsis: With the licensing/distribution agreement with the UK’s Siege of Amida Records, USA’s Candlelight Records Division finally have some quality deathcore on their roster, and I’ve been getting my head beaten in by

The Red Chord – Prey For Eyes Review

Originally written by Erik Thomas. Synopsis: Here it is. It’s the new album from The Red Chord and it’s slightly better than Clients.  Will you lot shut the fuck up now? Review: All messing around aside, I’ll admit Clients was