Category: Reviews

Raison D’être – Reflections From The Time Of Opening Review

Originally written by Patrick Dawson (ray-zohnn DET-ruh) A basic, essential purpose; a reason to exist. Despite my growing affection for the strange little corner of the musical world known as dark ambience I must admit

Drawn And Quartered – Hail Infernal Darkness Review

As I sit here, in between CAD regens, listening to Drawn and Quartered’s opening track, I am hit by a wave of nostalgia. This stuff is so like Morbid Angel’s early material as to almost

Amorphis – Eclipse Review

Originally written by Erik Thomas If you are at this site and specifically reading this review, I can assume you don’t need a history lesson about the rise and (in my opinion ) fall ofAmorphis,

Hymen Holocaust – Necromance Review

Originally written by Jeremy Garner Hymen Holocaust is the solo project of Maurice “Cliteater” of take a wild guess, Cliteater. I’ve never been a big fan of Cliteater nor am I a big fan of

The Chuck Norris Experiment – The Chuck Norris Experiment Review

Originally written by Jeremy Garner “When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.” “Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger,

Dark Funeral – De Profundis Clamavi Ad Te Domine Review

Originally written by Patrick Dawson Following a delightful and speedy introduction in Español courtesy of some Chilean in the know, the same diabolic entrance track this band has been using for years plays and to

Curt Shaw – Curt Shaw Review

Synopsis: GUITAR GODZ versus the music fans… Short Review: If you really like the sound of solos, this is your crack. The guy can definitely solo. But the pieces lack anything that makes metal cool

Cripple Bastards – Desperately Insensitive (Reissue) Review

Originally written by Jeremy Garner I really can’t recall ever seeing more compilations, splits, and 7” releases in my life. Hell, their back catalogue has more songs than grind sensations Agoraphobic Nosebleed. Originally released in